I was in the gentlemen's bathroom at a restaurant the other day, minding my own business, when I saw a sign that you'd never believe.
Well well well. Where do I salute, Comrade?
I did my own research. This mandate was apparently "issued" by an "agency" called "Occupational Safety and Health Administration." Which "Wikipedia" says was established by President Richard Nixon, god rest his soul, and has allegedly saved countless lives and enshrined basic rights for workers despite the objections of powerful corporate lobbyists.
So I immediately edited this "article" to say that this agency did not exist. But, guess what? Yep. You guessed it. I was censored by the fact police/Illuminati/CRT.
What I do with my hands is my business. It doesn't affect other people. Except, I suppose, in cases where it does. Most crimes are done with hands. All's I'm saying is do your own research.
From now on I'm only going to restaurants where employees do NOT wash their "hands." Burgers taste better with a little bit of that extra something I call freedom.